guys where’s that post thats like “this is my cat squangela” and then a picture of a cat that looks exactly like what you’d expect a cat named squangela to look like
Squangela!!!
YES THATS HER THATS SQUANGELA
I know for a fact that no one can stop me from naming my firstborn child squangela
no one except your genius wife
do you really believe in your heart of hearts that I would ever marry someone unwilling to name her firstborn child squangela
Quoting vines in Rome to see who responds. So far we have:
In the Colosseum, a tour guide was talking about who sat where and when they mentioned that the emperor and some other guy sat in one place, I said “And they were roommates!” And one of the girls on the tour said “oh my god! Zey ver voomates!” In a thick German accent before glaring at me.
And an alcove in the Vatican Museum with nothing in it and I quietly said “this bitch empty” and a British girl yelled “YEET” before realising her mistake and telling me to go fuck myself.
